An early standout from "The Simpsons" pits Lisa in a battle against herself. "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" starts with a patriotic essay contest. Homer has fallen in love with "Reading Digest," in part because it has taught him how to refashion gingerbread-family cookie cutouts as tools to create "meatloaf men." When he sees an ad for a "patriotic essay" contest, Homer informs Lisa. Lisa's essay, about freedom, of course wins her a spot among the finalists. She travels to D.C. to enjoy the many aesthetic and culinary offerings of the Watergate Hotel. But, having overheard the plotting of a corrupt politician, she experiences a crisis of faith. Rather than cave in to cynicism, she rewrites her essay, which becomes a stunning indictment of cronyism, "Cesspool on the Potomac." She loses the contest, but she helps to ensure that her bribe-taking nemesis goes to jail (where he becomes a born-again Christian). Lisa's faith
I'm reaching the six-month mark of my semi-return to work; most days, I have a student, and some days, I have two. There is also some copy-editing. I continue to notice how relieved I am to have these small tasks, which would have just seemed annoying back in my twenties. My son is fascinated by the idea of work. "Are you going to work?" he'll ask me, if I'm just walking two yards to reach the bathroom. "Bye bye," he'll say, as he inappropriately wanders through the private property of a neighbor I've never met. "I'm going to work. " Finally, Josh seems to understand that ambivalence is a common response to "compensated projects." He wonders if life is better with work, or without work. He hasn't quite mastered an either/or question, so the way he asks is cute: "Papa....or work or no work ?" It's like living with a little philosophizing Hamlet. The SAT is predictable and tedious, but I get tiny rewar