The great cartoonist, Jason A. Katzenstein, has a comic memoir coming out, "Everything Is an Emergency." (It's about JAK's OCD.) While awaiting that, you might enjoy Katzenstein's piece in "Current Affairs," entitled: "Some Things I Could Do with the NYPD's 6 Billion Dollar Budget." (This guy is very liberal, so understand that's a part of this. The piece imagines that the NYPD has been de-funded and dismissed.) https://www.currentaffairs.org/2020/06/some-things-i-could-do-with-the-nypds-6-billion-annual-budget JAK alternates between the absurd and the real. For example, you could use the NYPD's budget to put up large Times Square billboards about your personal fondness for the comedian Richard Kind. ("My KIND of Guy....") Or, simply, you could use the money to fix the subway. You could pay each FRIENDS co-star 1 million dollars for a special reunion episode, in which "Joey has Covid." ("The...