*South Orange has *hills" ....Who needs *that*--? *You will never have the waistline of, say, Sandra Oh in "Killing Eve." People like that are paid, in part, to work out all day long. That's like a large part of their job. And that's not you. And so a logical conclusion is that you shouldn't bother to work out *at all* .... *What about your dog? Your dog is home alone. *What about the CrockPot? It's unattended. There's a clear answer here. Be home, on your couch, at all times!