"Scream VII" has left viewers cold--the ending is particularly weak, and the ending is generally the thing that counts when you're forming an opinion. The "Scooby-Doo" revelation feels notably absurd; the paper-thin character development is forgettable. It's especially puzzling to see Sidney Prescott reconciling with Gale after Gale betrays her. Sidney seems to forget the betrayal--her lines unintentionally suggest that she may have suffered through an off-camera lobotomy. Or a crucial scene was lost in the editing process? The "Scream" movies are essentially Agatha Christie stories--but, at her best, Christie *did* care about her characters. Val McDermid makes this observation: In "The Murder at the Vicarage," here’s how we’re introduced to our heroine: “I … sat down between Miss Marple and Miss Wetherby. Miss Marple is a white-haired old lady with a gentle, appealing manner. Miss Wetherby is a mixture of vinegar and gush. Miss Marple ...
Inevitably, there are political divisions within my family, so I really like "Mom Confessions" from "Saturday Night Live." A woman in middle age is practicing a big revelation: she wants to let her children know that she has "evolved" in her thinking about Trump. This is immediately fraught. The kids have had to accept, for years, that their mother "drinks and enjoys the Trump Kool-Aid." So--even though Mom's news is "positive"--any mention of Trump helps to unleash the Hounds of Fury. Mom's disclosures are enjoyably nutty. "I feel like..... some of the things Trump says.....are not true...." "I feel like....he has different gun rules ....for different groups of people...." "I'm starting to wonder if drag queens....are actually hilarious..." This script would be just OK if Ashley Padilla did not contribute "next level" displays of tightly coiled rage. She is especially great when s...