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Natchez

If ever there were a documentary that feels like a PD James murder mystery, it's "Natchez."  The setup is almost too good to be true. In Natchez, Mississippi, there are eccentric boomers who belong to a "Garden Club"; each boomer leads tours through his or her own haunted mansion. Tension arises because a Black woman joins the Garden Club, and the Black woman wants her white colleagues to begin to wrestle both with slavery and with the *legacy* of slavery. The ensuing "community meeting"--with deep sighs, half-ironic statements, and the frequent clearing of throats--is a wonderfully passive-aggressive disaster. It is miraculous that someone agreed to have a camera present for this event. That's frequently the case throughout the movie--people say terrible things. People say these things on camera! The filmmaker must have counted her lucky stars night after night after night. (It's unfortunately a cliche of documentary filmmaking that the final ...
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Hammerstein: "Carousel"

 Hammerstein's "If I Loved You" is more complicated than it looks. A descendant of Hammerstein's "Make Believe," "If I Loved You" is about coyness. Billy *does* love Julie Jordan. He can't say that. Pretending he does *not* love Julie, he suggests that he is going to weave a "counterfactual tapestry," but what he sings is (in fact) the truth. If I loved you.. Time and again, I would try to say... All I'd want you to know... If I loved you... Words wouldn't come in an easy way. Round in circles I'd go... Billy is of course predicting the future; he will be a very flawed husband, more flawed than the portrait he offers in his song. Julie understands this -- and, regardless, she says yes. Yes to everything. We're often most articulate when we're wearing a mask. Billy can find the perfect words to describe reality...but only when he is role-playing: Longing to tell you -- but afraid and shy -- I'd let my golden cha...

On Hannibal Lecter

 *Jodie Foster won a Golden Globe for "The Mauritanian" but failed to secure an Oscar nomination. This essentially does not happen. In Foster's category, this hadn't happened even once in the previous 44 years.  *Dino De Laurentiis is the villain in the Thomas Harris story -- pushing for "Hannibal Rising," purely for cash. Deep down, no one wanted "Hannibal Rising." When it happened, it was embarrassing for Harris. *One odd twist in the story of Hannibal Lecter: Anthony Hopkins's performance is beloved, but many fans would not rank Hopkins as their ideal Lecter. Many would give the title to Mads Mikkelsen. Some might give the title to Brian Cox. (No one is fond of Gaspard Ulliel, the star of "Hannibal Rising.") *No one really understands Trump's fascination with Lecter. (Bill Clinton, the great explainer, cannot explain.) There are two main (contradictory) theories. One: Trump wants Americans to imagine immigrants as Hannibal Lect...

Winter Olympics

  My husband was drawn to the "Quad God"; he thought the Quad God's trajectory was really a parable about hubris. "You just don't name yourself the Quad God . That's asking for disaster." Of course we read that Ilia Malinin had chosen that nickname in a facetious way; he intended to be self-mocking. But I'm reminded of a lesson I learned in a creative writing class. Never, never choose an "ironic" title for your short story. This is just a gateway to confusion and misinterpretation. My own "Olympics journey" has led me to some shocking discoveries. For example: Kristi Yamaguchi is now a self-outed Conservative Republican. And--having lost the gold--Michelle Kwan once mounted a comeback by skating to the melody from the song "Fields of Gold." Was this meta-commentary--or just an athlete responding to a particular tune she liked? We'll never really know. In this house, we're still divided on the Ilia Malinin questi...

Stefan Merrill Block: "Homeschooled"

 Stefan Merrill Block had a hard time learning about sex. For a long while, he thought that "beating off" was a brass-tacks description of a process, so he would literally slap his own organ until he grew bored. He attempted to have an online relationship with a peer--"Skittles4U"--but he overlooked certain bits of subtext. When the "peer" sent a photo--a self-portrait of a man in his thirties--things fizzled. In college, hoping to create a dramatic rupture within his family, Block willed himself to become gay. He encouraged his own body to ignore its "programming." No dice. Not one of these stories is earning media attention; "Homeschooled" is buzzy because of its descriptions of Block's mentally ill mother. Block's mother--depressed and isolated in Plano, TX--kept her child home from school for something like five years. There was nothing like a curriculum. Block's mother physically assaulted her child, required him to cra...

On TV

  As "The Simpsons" celebrates its 800th episode, I've been thinking about my favorite, "I Love Lisa." This is a Valentine's Day special. Ralph Wiggum is upset to discover that no one has left a card for him. Lisa feels a surge of pity--she gives Ralph a drawing of a train. The message is this: "I Choo-Choo-Choose You." Ralph misinterprets the gesture; even after Lisa confesses that she is uninterested in romance, Ralph chooses to be persistent. He drags Lisa to a taping of The Krusty Show, where he announces that he plans to marry her; the announcement is caught on national TV. I like this because it reminds me so much of James Marshall--the pitfalls of "gift-giving" were among Marshall's major concerns. I also like the feeling of a "campus"; Bart watches and records Lisa's behavior (because Bart is a Krusty fan), and Chief Wiggum gets involved (having decided to give his son very bad advice). I think this show is a pro...

My Town

  I'm especially fond of the waiter at the village pub; things aren't going the way he wants, in life, and he has forgotten (perhaps willfully) to put on an act. In icy silence, he brings your food. When you offer thanks, he says, "No problem," and his tone conveys a different message. "This--all of this--is, emphatically, A PROBLEM." The young waiter has a colleague--and these two flirt inappropriately during the overlap in their work hours. Maybe they'll have a brighter future. *** A kid at the high school died via suicide; the teachers did not know how to respond, so they banned "The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao." There is a suicide in that novel...ergo.... Local critics complained. We don't discuss suicide when a suicide occurs? Do we also ban "Hamlet," "Les Miserables," "Anna Karenina," "Spring Awakening," "Mrs. Dalloway," "Oedipus," "Macbeth," "Fun Home,...