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The Sheep Detectives

 Anthony Horowitz speaks about the construction of "the twist" in a mystery novel. A good writer has to play fair--all the clues need to be available to the reader just as they are to the detective. In a well-done mystery, the clues seem to lead you down one particular path--but another path is just as plausible. In the new Horowitz novel, an actor playing Daniel Hawthorne is murdered. We first think that the actor was the intended victim. But what if the killer was going after the real-life figure the actor was playing--the killer saw the name "Daniel Hawthorne" on a trailer and became confused--? The killer then killed the actor, thinking that the actor was Daniel Hawthorne. We accept this conjecture. But the question is this: *Should* we accept the conjecture? I was raised on Agatha Christie. In college, I discovered PD James, who is like the upgraded iPhone version of Agatha Christie. Depending on the day, I might tell you that PD James is my all-time favorite w...
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Is God Is

 I struggled with "Is God Is." We know we aren't in the realm of realism--because the two protagonists refer to their mother as "God," and they're being sincere. I've thought a fair amount about the off-putting title, and I assume it's a reference to the idea of twins. The two starring roles are for twins. They are daughters of God. One on each side of God. We're in the world of the ancient Greeks. God's husband throws God in a bathtub--then sets Her on fire. Many years later, God is out for revenge. She is too damaged to fight. So she sends her daughters to kill their father. This story evokes thoughts of Medea, Oedipus, the House of Atreus. God's nurses are like the Furies. We might also wonder if God is telling the whole truth--for example, why isn't there a clear explanation of how the two daughters ended up *next to* their mother in the bathtub? The movie's success depends on the actor playing Man--and, here, the director was...
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Married Life

  My husband and I left early from a party; we wanted to watch "SVU."  It didn't matter that the episode seemed to have been written by AI. (Big plot holes troubled me. Parents are upset that Olivia has allowed a child-torturer to walk free; in the next scene, the same parents have cheerfully loaned their own tween to Olivia for an improvised game of baseball. Also, cops talk about the "intelligence" of a particular predator--but the predator drives around with a gun on display, even as a victim is shouting in the trunk.) At the party in question, Marc and I were pleased to find another SVU fan. Neither my spouse nor I have any idea what we should be discussing at parties--to be gay in a sea of straight people is to be mostly puzzled (hour after hour). I generally find myself summarizing the plots of recent films for an uninterested listener. But meeting another SVU addict--that's a game changer. This particular addict had "intel": If you skip the ...
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Two Stangers Carry a Cake Across New York

  The song "New York" does double duty: It sets the scene and functions as an "I Want" solo. (In this way, it's a bit like "Skid Row" from "Little Shop of Horrors.") Like many other moments in "Two Strangers," "New York" is a case of inadequate writing--the lyricist wants you to laugh at the European tourist's minimal knowledge, but by reaching for cheap jokes, the lyricist sacrifices a sense of realism. In a way, that doesn't matter--because of Sam Tutty's immense charm, and because of the bond linking Tutty and Christiani Pitts. I especially like Pitts in this song; she has to be extremely dry while also conveying a sense that there is chemistry between the two main characters. Pitts is given terse sentences that contrast with Tutty's rambling--she puts a surprising amount of topspin on just two words. ("It's not.") No one thinks that either one of these actors has a shot on Tony night--but ...
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Elizabeth Strout

  Elizabeth Strout writes odd and compelling characters. Artie Dam--her new protagonist--is silently considering suicide. He teaches history at a high school, and his boss has said that local pro-Trump forces are demanding curricular revisions. Artie can no longer ask his students to play the roles of Northern soldiers in a Civil War reenactment. He must now offer a choice between a Northern *or* a Confederate role. Meanwhile, Artie has an angry protege whose talent involves Shakespeare studies. Artie's little protege causes a problem by insulting another student in class. Artie digs deeper. The insult grew from a personal wound; Artie's protege understands that his mother is having an affair, and he doesn't know what to do with his pain. Elsewhere, Artie's adult son Rob suspects that Artie's recent boating accident was not an accident. "You have to promise me you won't kill yourself," Rob says. "Because everything you do is like a map of the stuf...
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My Son Josh

  My son was mildly ill yesterday, so he and I stayed in to watch "The Simpsons." This was my ideal Sunday. As an adult, I feel that "The Simpsons" is essentially a documentary about my parenting experiences. Josh and I watched not one but two spoofs of elementary-school birthday parties. In "Grade School Confidential," Martin's mom hires a "math magician," who bores the children with (incorrect) demonstrations of long division. Many seasons later, Nelson hires a professional Spider-Man, who is distressed by the party's low turnout. ("Listen, kids. I've got just ten minutes of material....Maybe I should come back later?") Josh tends to vote with his feet. If he doesn't like a show, he leaves the room. But he did stay for the entirety of "The Simpsons." Because of a communication delay, I'm not always sure what Josh is processing (and I suspect it's quite a bit). For now, he likes to quiz me on the main ...
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Seymour Skinner

  I'm watching "The Pitt," and occasionally I grow tired of the melodrama. Yes, we are all at war with ourselves, but sometimes the Dr. Robby struggles seem over-the-top. We get it. A little more subtlety would be helpful. By contrast, "The Simpsons" does a great job of showing Principal Skinner on a particularly bad day. Bart has smuggled his dog into school--but the dog escapes through an air vent. Groundskeeper Willie coats himself in lunchroom grease, and his rescue efforts are successful; however, Willie destroys a piece of school property and falls from the gym rafters. Having witnessed this, Superintendent Chalmers fires Skinner. Things don't get better. In an amazing scene at the laundromat, Skinner tries to entertain himself by reciting the names of each and every detergent. He can't even secure a playdate with Bart. Miscreants appear and steal his underwear--though he vows to buy a new pair, he soon discovers that he is penniless. Nelson's ...
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