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Anne Fadiman

  Anne Fadiman has written about Coleridge, about a Hmong community in America, about "them" as a singular pronoun with unknown antecedent, and about the habit of annotating books. She understands that a writer needs to "seduce" a reader. So one of her essays begins in this way: It was a late afternoon in November, and I was hosting a college talk by Mark Helprin. During the Q&A, Helprin told the assembled students that making it as a writer today was virtually impossible. A student stood up. Thin. Beautiful. Long reddish-brown hair. Long legs. Flagrantly short skirt. Nimbus of angry energy. She asked Helprin if he really meant that. There was a collective intake of breath in the room. It was what everyone else had been thinking but no one had been brave or brazen enough to say... What follows is a twin portrait. Ostensibly, Fadiman is writing about an impressive student. But--really--she is writing about herself. It's clear that she is tied to her student (...
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My Favorite Musical

  An indictment of Reagan-era greed, "Little Shop of Horrors" is as close as any work gets to "perfect musical" status. I have really only two complaints. One: the staging of the climactic battle, at least in the current version, is not very convincing. Two: Howard Ashman is sometimes a bit lazy in his mockery of Audrey (particularly in Audrey's awed reference to a "twelve-inch screen," in her "I Want" number). What is especially chilling is the tension between the two main storylines. Seymour tells us that he wants "a way out of here." Audrey, meanwhile, wants domestic tranquility. These two wishes do not have to clash; Seymour could cash a check early in Act Two and leave the flower shop. But Seymour is rapacious. It's Audrey who gets top billing--and, certainly, the current Audrey (Joy Woods) deserves top billing. Audrey's journey is perverse and fascinating. She can't even articulate her wish until the homestretch of...

The Lincoln Lawyer

  To me, the "Lincoln Lawyer" stories lack some of the power of "Bosch."  Connelly's Bosch is like Batman; he has a mythic storyline. His mother was murdered; he, Bosch, also carries the wound of Eleanor Wish's violent death. The "Bosch" TV series has the major asset that is Titus Welliver; though Manuel Garcia-Rulfo has charisma, he simply can't hijack a scene in the way that Welliver can. Welliver often seems to have ten or twelve mysterious, unstated thoughts happening behind his eyes--Garcia-Rulfo can't achieve the same impact. That said, "The Lincoln Lawyer" does profit from Neve Campbell's work. I can't remember the character of Maggie from the print version of "The Law of Innocence"--a novel I did not love. But--wisely--the TV producers have given Maggie quite a bit to do. She has to help her ex-husband while also paying attention to her current relationship. She has to listen to Mickey's wishes--but s...

On Marriage Equality

 Around one year ago, I had a chance to attend a wedding, a gay wedding. As is often the case, one half of the couple seemed to have the "louder" personality; he was working on voting rights, so he designed the "order of activities" to resemble a voting pamphlet. Small stick figures illustrated the text. The font came from the NYC subway signs; each activity involved numbered " how-to- style" instructions. The louder spouse was a world traveler--so the food stations were from far-flung corners of the Earth; each station represented an actual, bizarre trip that the spouse had taken (and laminated photos drove the point home). All well and good--but I trained my eye on the quieter spouse. Still waters can run deep.  Not shockingly, the quieter spouse stole the show. He did this in his vows. He spoke about struggling to come to terms with his sexual orientation--feeling, for a long time, that he had to be guarded and "perfect" to compensate for his ...

New Cartoons

 My family has a tradition of benign polyps. Polyps in the colon! They're benign sometimes, but they could morph. They could become vindictive--at any moment. What this means for me is that I get to "jump the colonoscopy line." For a long while, I've been thinking about my 45th birthday--that special time when I will drink a potion, spend hours in the bathroom, and then get probed. I'll always recall how gracefully my spouse handled this event in his own timeline. He even seemed to enjoy himself. He was loopy after the procedure--and we headed home to Brooklyn to watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm." (It was the one where Larry David steals flowers from an impromptu roadside memorial.) From certain angles, an early colonoscopy is not a twist to be celebrated. But I'm sort of pleased--because this will generate new material. And so I know how Julia Wertz feels. Wertz is my favorite cartoonist. I'm including her new work here.

Good Books

 The famous story about Barbara Pym is that--after a long run--she fell out of fashion. Her career seemed to be over. Then, British luminaries were asked to name the most underrated writer of the past 75 years. (Why not?) Only one name earned double recognition--from Philip Larkin and from a critic. The name was Barbara Pym. It's a cliche to say, "I didn't want this book to end." I almost always want a book to end. I get ready for the next option. But, with Barbara Pym's "The Sweet Dove Died," I did actually ration the pages--because I didn't want the book to end. "Dove," the final Pym book published in Pym's own lifetime, is deliberately darker than Pym's legendary "early-career" novels ("Excellent Women," "A Glass of Blessings," and so on). It's also full of sex. Gay sex! (Pym has an elliptical style, at times, but you can sense what she is alluding to.) Finally, Pym's characters are very real...

On Shame

 The strange thing about any kind of good family counseling is that little asides can have more weight than the "big declamatory" moments. I was flustered at the start of a session because I had just finished an hour of tutoring, and my student's "absolute value" chapter did not match my own "absolute value" chapter. I had prepared certain material--and I then had to observe, in real time, that I'd made an error and I'd created a need for on-the-spot course correction. I happen to be weirdly insecure about absolute value, and I had to say, in a faux-calm voice, "We'll start here next week." The counselor I talk to rummaged around in her "cognitive-behavioral" toolbox. Apparently, if something small is bothering you, you have to "drill down" to a core belief, the real source of the distress. Then you have to try to "tell a different story" about yourself. So--for example--if you flub a question about a...