*Sometimes, to work up the energy to run, you're tempted to have a popsicle. And, obviously, if you're going to do that, why run in the first place? *If you don't run, you can use the time to research online: "the Cheshire Home Invasion Murders." *Or: "5 Lesser-Known but Incredible Greek Islands." *Or: "Mollie Heckerling Counters Chris Kattan Sex Rumor." *Even if you go running, eventually, you will still have to die! Stay in. Stay in. Stay in!