My arch-nemesis is Glen Weldon, a culture reporter for NPR. I have never met this person, but I listen to his work for "Pop Culture Happy Hour," and I have issues. Basically, everything in Glen Weldon's work is a thing that I find somewhat grating in my own work; it's just that Glen Weldon is much more successful and prolific than I am. At times, Weldon seems to deliver an (unconscious) parody of NPR's general political-correctness overdrive. For example, if I remember correctly, he worried that the "Lion King" remake (the one with Billy Eichner) employed very few African actors (only African-American actors). I'm not saying it's *wrong* to wring one's hands about this; I'm just saying the act of wringing hands in that moment was so very NPR ....And to *not* insert a prelude: "I realize what I'm about to say will verge on self-parody...." This seemed striking to me. Also, Glen Weldon worried that the new movie "Superno...