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A Novel I Loved

 A recent novel I loved was "Standard Deviation," by Katherine Heiny.


Heiny is the real thing--a writer of funny, lively, raunchy fiction, and a writer with an active brain and an active heart.

"Standard Deviation" concerns a couple in Manhattan--today. They're Graham and Audra. They have a son who might show signs of autism (the jury's out). Audra chats with everyone, and she lies easily, so Graham is both besotted and generally just a bit skeptical about Audra's fidelity.

Meanwhile, Graham has reconnected with his ex-wife, the severe Elspeth, and no one knows where this reunion is headed.

Elspeth's reemergence in the world is the main plot in the novel; Graham considers an affair, and also pokes at and investigates old wounds from the first marriage (wounds never previously addressed). Audra seems delighted by Elspeth, but also sometimes startled. For example, Audra's jaw drops when Elspeth declares that she "hates restaurants." Audra can't let this go: "ALL restaurants? Universally.....a restaurant....or at least the *idea* of a restaurant......That's seen as a pleasant thing...."

Graham comes close to sleeping with his ex-wife, but he watches her in the lobby at the hotel they've committed to. As Elspeth chats with the bell boy, the bell boy makes a dumb joke--and Elspeth pointedly refuses to offer a polite laugh. It's this small refusal that cools Graham's ardor--and causes Graham to sneak out of the hotel, back to his actual wife.

Heiny tosses in small, priceless observations. Being a parent means "discovering you know the lyrics to ten to twenty once-forgotten folk-songs." An odd and under-reported part of adult life is the heartbreak you feel when your child loves a playground bully, and the playground bully abruptly, inexplicably decides to stop *giving* love, in turn. There is something special and almost mystical about living in Manhattan--and discovering, after ten or twenty years, that you still don't know the names of each and every street on the Lower East Side.

I thought this book was smart and therapeutic--without being aggressively "heartwarming"--and I'm happy I found it. I'm eager for Heiny's third novel, whenever that arrives.

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