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 When I fold laundry, I like a little trash on my laptop screen. "Unsolved Mysteries," "Elsbeth": The show should have a formula that I can follow without mental effort. Also, if I leave the room, I have to be able to supply the "story beats" in my head, so no rewinding is required. (For example: Bathroom break. During this time, it will emerge that the victim had a relationship with a shady guy, and an investigation will occur. But talking heads will confirm that the shady guy was with friends, on another continent, at the time of the murder.)

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