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Yes, Queen

"The Crown" resumes on Nov. 15, and, as much as I grumble about aspects of this show (the self-indulgent pacing, the overly-tidy repackaging of actual historical events, the sentimental bits) .....I'm also SO EXCITED.

Some thoughts, in preparation:

*Helena Bonham Carter actually lost her Emmy Award. She lost to Julia Garner, from "Ozark." I think the Emmy Awards are unworthy of Helena Bonham Carter. I think, if you want to use your October wisely, you might rent "Corpse Bride," "Sweeney Todd," and "Enola Holmes." ("Enola" is over-praised, but things get lively whenever HBC appears.)

*A long while ago, we were told that Sondheim Goddess Imelda Staunton would take over as Liz II in Season Five, and that Season Five would be The End. But: not so fast. There will in fact be a Season Six. There's too much material.

*The teaser trailer is here, and it's like a long wet dream for any gay man. We hear Olivia Colman's voice: "The monarchy....simply cannot...be allowed to fail....." String instruments sing out. Brief glimpses of Gillian Anderson--Gillian!--ensue. (Gillian will be The Iron Lady.) Just as we reach the word "fail," the camera falls on the back, neck, and back-of-head of a young blonde woman in a wedding gown. It's "Gatsby"'s Elizabeth Debicki! SHE IS PLAYING DIANA!!!

Get ready. Presidential elections may be important, the country may be in danger of implosion, but, also: GET READY FOR THE CROWN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-p-DSX1j1A

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