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The Lost Boys

 "The Lost Boys" is a musical about Ronald Reagan. He appears on a TV screen, giving a lecture about family values; later, he takes the shape of Broadway star Paul Nolan, a nerdy guy in a suit who talks about what happens when the country is "overrun" with single moms. (You might think, why does Paul Nolan have such an apparently small role? Just you wait.)


Pitted against Paul Nolan is Shoshana Bean, who just wants a job, a romance, an intact family, and a sense of instant community. Bean's desperation leads her to make questionable choices--should she really agree to work at a video rental outlet without anything like a basic "candidate interview"? If a new friend makes approving remarks about Goldwater, should Bean stick around?

Bean becomes aware of her mistakes; before it's too late, she grabs a stake and murders a trickster vampire. This raises questions. Bean may have eliminated Ronald Reagan--but is she any closer to a job, a romance, an intact family, a sense of community? The show wants us to think she has achieved at least some of her goals--goals mentioned in a kind of watery, vague choral finale--but it's not clear to me that she has really grown or learned a valuable lesson. It doesn't seem difficult for her to kill her vampire. There isn't much of an inner struggle in the minutes leading up to the big confrontation.

That's sort of OK--because this show tosses aerial stunts, and firecracker tricks, and beautifully flickering lights onto the stage. But I was reminded of "Shucked"--where a gifted director tried to distract viewers from weak material by way of excessive jokiness. You can dress up a pig in sequins. You're still looking at a pig.

I'm curious to see if this one will run for a full year.

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